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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2005
7:01 pm	You Are a Martini There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush. You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You? (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 10th, 2005
11:04 pm	another sign i'm going to hell... Satan You scored 82% Pride, 95% Envy, 67% Ambition, and 75% Deceitfulness! You are Satan, the consummate villain, and the ascendant figure in the unholy trinity. Throughout history you have been called The Serpent, The Accuser, The Devil, Lucifer, The Prince of the Power of the Air, and The Dragon, among other things. Your �compatriots� in the unholy trinity, the Antichrist and the False Prophet, are merely pawns in your futile struggle with God. Though, they probably don�t know this. This is because you are a master of deception; indeed the Bible calls you �The Father of All Lies�. You are also very ambitious, and you strive to be in positions of the utmost authority. Unfortunately, it was impossible for you to obtain the highest title in heaven and this is part of the reason why you decided to leave. Of course, you couldn�t just leave by yourself, so you managed to use your deceptive abilities to get one third of the angels in heaven to join with you in revolt. God put down the rebellion and expelled you from heaven. To most people, it would seem foolish to start a war against God, but pride can sometimes cause people to do foolish things. In heaven, you were the most beautiful and powerful of all angels and you were well aware of this. Unfortunately, you let your pride consume you and your passions led you down the road to perdition. After you were expelled from heaven, you let another one of your attributes consume you�envy. You knew that you could never defeat God, but you could attempt to destroy humanity, his most beloved creation. Your goal is to bring as many people as possible to suffer in Hell with you. Fortunately for you, but unfortunately for the rest of us, you�ve been endowed with all of the attributes necessary (deceptiveness, confidence, ruthlessness, and ambition) to do a terribly good job at this. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 94% on Pride You scored higher than 97% on Envy You scored higher than 67% on Ambition You scored higher than 90% on Deceitfulness Link: The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test written by MetalliScats on Ok Cupid (Comment on this)
Friday, July 29th, 2005
4:15 pm	" The Punching bag" You are 80 fuckable! Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier! My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 84% on humpers Link: The how fuckable are you? Test written by ShizzleBitch on Ok Cupid (Comment on this)
3:33 pm	Spiderman Congratulations! You scored a super 48%! You're hotter than, well, hot-cakes! You've got a fan base bigger than Pam & Tommy, and to tell the truth, you actually don't mind the super-hero gig. Most of the time, anyway. Everyone seems to love their fun, friendly and courageous hero as you swoop in to save the day, time and time again! Unfortunately, swooping and day-saving doesn't help pay the rent, and you're not exactly the "hero-for-hire" type either. Hey, at least you can play down the whole life saving, self sacrificing gig with some neat lil' punchlines and remarks! Juggling both egos becomes a strain at times and whilst you want to help everyone, you're also in search of "me time", often finding yourself having to make constant personal sacrifices in order to protect those around you. Don't fret though! At the end of the day you'll find yourself with the support from either those you rescue or perhaps a close friend or loved one who'll get you by, reminding you of how cool you look in spandex. My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 11% on Heropoints Link: The Which SUPER HERO are you Test written by crayzee69 on Ok Cupid (Comment on this)
3:06 pm	ROGUE!!! Holy crap! You are: Arguably the strongest of the X-Men, as she flies, can absorb powers, and is virtually indestructable. Oh, and cute as hell, too! The cartoon version, anyway. She sucks in the movie. I was thining... if no one can physically touch her, wouldn't she still be a virgin...? My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 83% on Mutations Link: The Which X-Man Are You Test written by alexium on Ok Cupid (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 28th, 2005
4:05 pm	the Idiot Savant (26% dark, 73% spontaneous, 44% vulgar) your humor style: VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'. Because it's so easily appreciated, and often a little physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. But most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but ironically, that definitely indicates you're smarter than most. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 5% on dark You scored higher than 98% on spontaneous You scored higher than 75% on vulgar Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid (Comment on this)
2:13 pm	looks like i'm going to hell... HELL LEVEL 3 Raw score: 85% There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations. I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity and honesty. AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you? My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 79% on hellish Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid (Comment on this)
Friday, July 22nd, 2005
2:22 pm	TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Dave Birthday: 03/14/1984 Birthplace: Ridgewood, NJ Current Location: Boston, MA Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 5' 11 3/4" Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Your Heritage: 1/2 italian, 1/4 dutch, 1/8 german, 1/8 english The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Your Weakness: a pretty face Your Fears: failure in the eyes of loved ones Your Perfect Pizza: a large sausage and bacon pizza Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: save some money for once Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Thoughts First Waking Up: hope today wont be as shitty as yesterday Your Best Physical Feature: my tongue Your Bedtime: whenever i fall asleep Your Most Missed Memory: my dogs Pepsi or Coke: pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: neither Do you Smoke: not really... Do you Swear: FUCK YEA!!! Do you Sing: if u can call it singing Do you Shower Daily: try to Have you Been in Love: yea Do you want to go to College: i am in college Do you want to get Married: eventually Do you belive in yourself: sometimes Do you get Motion Sickness: not really Do you think you are Attractive: nope Are you a Health Freak: nope Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes Do you like Thunderstorms: of course Do you play an Instrument: nope In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course, its college In the past month have you Smoked: maybe In the past month have you been on Drugs: maybe In the past month have you gone on a Date: never really been on a "date" per se... In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope In the past month have you been on Stage: nope In the past month have you been Dumped: nope In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope Ever been Drunk: of course, this is college Ever been called a Tease: i dont recall Ever been Beaten up: a long time ago Ever Shoplifted: yes How do you want to Die: in my sleep, and/or peacefully, least pain as possible...pump me full or morphine What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich at some point, hopefully sooner rather then later What country would you most like to Visit: not sure In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: blue Favourite Hair Color: blonde, but depends on the person Short or Long Hair: depends on the person Height: shorter then me Weight: less then me, but not sticks, i like my ladies big boned and thick Best Clothing Style: no matter Number of Drugs I have taken: i plead the 5th Number of CDs I own: maybe 30 or so Number of Piercings: none Number of Tattoos: none, yet... Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few... CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 21st, 2005
5:34 pm	You make me smile because... by xLiL PreP1x Name... Your Laugh .... Makes me laugh Your Smile ... Is goregous Your eyes ... Are Deep like the ocean Your scent is.... Sweet Your lips are... Perfect Your hair .... Is the best Your friendship .... Is Trusting Your hug ... Makes me feel safe Your kiss ... Always makes me ask for more Your love .... Outta this world! You ..... radiate beauty! Quiz created with MemeGen! (Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 20th, 2005
10:31 pm	Starving Artist You are 42% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. You are the Starving Artist! You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because then you know you can never truly have a wrong answer. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the spirit, and starve! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 23% on Rationality You scored higher than 11% on Extroversion You scored higher than 49% on Brutality You scored higher than 64% on Arrogance Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 5th, 2005
12:57 pm	a lil update... Part Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable Part Passionate Kisser For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You? (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
1:21 pm	this explains a lot... You scored as Anakin Skywalker. </td> Anakin Skywalker 72% General Grievous 67% Darth Vader 64% Mace Windu 58% R2-D2 53% Obi Wan Kenobi 50% Chewbacca 50% Clone Trooper 44% Yoda 36% C-3PO 33% Padme Amidala 28% Emperor Palpatine 28% Which Revenge of the Sith Character are you? created with QuizFarm.com (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 17th, 2005
12:58 pm	i get no respect... been workin here for almost a year now, and my supervisors sometiems treat me as if i'm only starting out and i dont knwo what i'm doing...i get stuck tryin to schedual a patient w/ her therapist and there weren't any openings that she could fit in so she made a big hub-bub and ruined my day by being a total bitch...then i got one of my supervisors to deal w/ her and on my way out for lunch, my other supervisor grabs me and trys to get me to copy a chart...and then in the middle of my lunch, supervisor #1 comes back to me and says for me to run through the gym and clean it before i get back to covering the desk...i'm coming in this week with the understanding that my main job is to cover the desk, nothing else...and then they give me all this shit to do that i did when i was on coop, the other coop should fuckin be doin this shit...just cuz i'm a guy and shes a girl doesn't mean i have to deal w/ this shit...fuckin people piss me off...sometimes i wonder what i did that was so bad that i deserve such a bad fate somedays...if only i can make a time machine and go forward 9 days from now... Current Mood: aggravated (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 15th, 2005
1:34 pm	been a while... Which Family Guy character are you? well its been a while...a lot has happened lately...switched out of PT...been keepin myself busy...tryin not to count down the days or think bout it too much when i finally get a visitor...just taking one class this part of the summer and workin at BWH the rest of the time...i'm happier lately...but in about 11 days gonna be the best time of my life...i've never been happy with myself...but when i'm w/ you, i can finally accept me for me, and i'm happy w/ myself...i can't really explain it...to everyone else this probably seems weird, but i dont care...thats what these stupid things r for...had wanted to put more on here, but i can't put my thoughts into words right now...besides most has probably already been said anyway... Current Mood: indifferent Current Music: Seether - Broken (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 24th, 2005
9:25 am	goin home soon... where to begin?...i donno... not really lookin forward to goin home...nothin really planned for this week home... did all of nothing yesterday...just wasted the day...probably should have packed a lil and packed some stuff for when i get back so i can move into my new room...but i didn't...all i could do was think about how i wanted to spend all that time w/ someone...hoping six weeks goes by fast...hoping it really isn't six weeks...atleast the first week i'll be home too...campus is really dead now...nothing going on, so i guess its good i'm going home for a lil while...i know my family misses me, is it bad that i dont really miss them?...only one person i really miss...i guess it'll be good to see everyone again...hopefully i'll be able to go to the shore...worst case scenario is i take the bus down and up...but thats not written in stone either... my hands smell of onion right now cuz they screwed up my omellet order at the dinning hall...i specifically said a 3 egg omellette w/ sausage and cheese...and i get one w/ onion...wtf...o well...i was too hungry to complain so i just ate the thing...mom should be here around 5:30...hopefully i'll have gotten some packing done...not much else to say...sorry for the boring entry... Current Mood: bored Current Music: Brand New - The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 14th, 2005
5:46 pm	time for another one of these... ;oP Your wise quote is: "The best antiques are old friends" by Unknown... Your buds is the source of your happiness (maybe not all but still). Even if it's just one, a couple or a whole group they are the ones you can't wait to see. It does not matter if you're shy with everyone else or not, with them you let your true spirit shine and can be as loud as you want. They accept you, and you love them for that. What wise quote fits you?(pics) UPDATED brought to you by Quizilla (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 10th, 2005
3:13 pm	great times... well yesterday was just fucking great... went to like my first real concert ever...it was crazy... spent like all day w/ caitlin... the moshpit was great... got a lot of anger out... now i gotta do this stupid lab today...gonna take forever... gonna be working at the brigham for a few extra hours...12-6... gonna miss the home opener...but o well...shit happens... can't wait til i get my single... i should really get my roommate something for putting up w/ so much shit...esp the end of this past week...my bad... should probably do the dishes and clean up a lil around here too... Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: Notorius B.I.G. - Big Poppa (Comment on this)
Saturday, April 9th, 2005
3:04 pm	i like these... What Icons are for you? by ladyallie Username Favourite Colour Sex MaleFemaleYES PLEASE!UndecidedBothNeither Your Love icon is... Your Sad Icon is... Your Happy Icon is... Your Angry Icon is... Your Food Icon is... Your Animal Icon is... Your Random Icon is... Your Cartoon Icon is... Your Sexy Icon is... Quiz created with MemeGen! Current Mood: happy Current Music: Brand New - I Will Play My Game Beneath the Spin Light (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 7th, 2005
12:38 pm	doing better... Spring seems to have finally arrived...thus i felt the need to change my pic... Been doin better the past few days...people seem to be in better overall moods because the weather is nicer...the sun is out, its warmer...things seem to be on the up and up... got my tax refunds back...yay for having money...hopefully i wont spend it as fast as i did all my co-op money...opened a new ing account for savings, so hopefully i can actually start to save money... can't wait til this weekend...can't wait til friday night...gonna be done w/ my lab practical and this week, period!...then got springfest saturday...not really looking forward to sunday...gonna have to do some work :-/...not to mention sunday always marks the end of the weekend...next week should overall be pretty easy...no labs...probably gonna pick up a few more hours at the brigham... can't help but feel good right now...only happy thoughts r going through my head...listening to some music that was put together by someone else, and i can't help but smile when i think about her...:-)...things just seem to be going really well...hopefully i'm not the only one that thinks that... Current Mood: happy Current Music: Howie Day - Collide (Comment on this)
Monday, April 4th, 2005
11:55 am	fuck man... so things have kinda sucked lately... once again, last night my roommate decided to get up around midnight and stay up all night...kept me up most of the night... i mean, theres been times when i havne't been the "idea" roommate where i've done things to keep him up or wake him up, but i dont do that all night long... i can't wait til i move into my single...really looking forward to that... but first i have to get through the rest of this semester... today i had my third midterm in ex physiology...and soon i have to take part of my gross anatomy lab practical, and then tommorow i take the other part of it...then sometime tommorow i have to write a one page paper for one of my classes on wednesday and then friday i have a lab practical in kinesiology...so needless to say i'm looking forward to friday night... at some point i have to get over to mathew's arena and pick up my ticket for springfest on saturday...hopefully i'll get pretty fucked up before i go to that too... this morning when i got up to take my test i thought i was going to die...my stomach was killing me, my intestines bothered me, and my throat felt like it was going to cave in on itself...thankfully after a few drinks of water got rid of my throat problem...just ate some lunch, so hopefully that'll set my stomach and whatnot...we'll see... seems like everyone is gettin sick of school, me included...however i haven't really gotten homesick, like a lot of other people have...maybe its cuz i've been away from home for so long and that i've come to the realization i'm not going to be home for any length of time for a while...kinda sux having to spend ure entire summers at school...last year was the first year i wasn't able to go to the shore w/ my familey...ever!!!...and that really sucked...but atleast i was able to go to one of the beaches up here for a day w/ some of my co-workers when i was on co-op...not gonna be able to go to the shore this summer...gonna have classes all summer and then classes in the fall...then finally my second and last coop in january...but thats all if i pass this semester... people seem to be acting differently towards me...maybe its me, maybe its them, but all i know is thers alot more awkward silences in there...or maybe theres just nothing to be said and we're just comforatable sitting there w/ nothing to be said...i donno...its weird...maybe i'm not the "people person" my dad thought i am...i dont know... why is it so hard to please everyone?... why is it you always want what u can't have?... i'm so confused... Current Mood: confused Current Music: nothing cuz my roommate decided now is a good time to sleep! (Comment on this)